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Do You Know Any Female Rapists? or, A Lesson in Rio Norte-style logic

It could happen, probably has, but the vast majority of rapes throughout history are instigated by men. Young men mostly, but men, and with Grecian Formula, combined with skin tucks and man bras, the...

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Obama-Boom! Out Go The Lights!.

At least two American citizens have been killed by missiles fired at them by US forces, one was deliberate, a cleric accused of fomenting terrorism, the other was collateral damage, a 16 year-old boy....

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Boston Bans Booze, Broads, and Bets for Welfare Beneficiaries

In yet another instance of poor-bashing, the city of Boston has decided to prevent its welfare recipients from spending their hardly-earned money on alcohol, cigarettes, strippers, and tattoos. Without...

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NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEMOGRAPHIC

Frank barely heard the soft, arrhythmic tapping on the front door over the bedlam of the cartoon show Davey and his friend were watching. He picked up the pistol, which lay on the table between his...

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ISIS Announces Cessation of Operations

After witnessing heinous acts of unspeakable cruelty, leaders of the radical Islamist movement move to suspend operations Alternative News Service – November 29, 2014 According to intelligence assets...

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